HOW TO INTERPRET AN SMS

You have a massive crush on this girl/ guy. On his/ her birthday, you decide to send him/ her a very expensive present via Poslaju. Your crush knows the present is from you and upon receiving the present, she/he sends you a sms to thank you for the present.

If the sms you received looks like this:

Your crush is a Female

Interpretation:

Worth every single penny you spent on the gift. The future looks bright between you and her. She’s happy with the gift and she is even happier that you gave her the gift. Waste no more time and make your move.

Your crush is a Male

            Interpretation:

Your crush is drunk. If he is interested in you, he would have called you immediately. Just be contented that he actually sent you a sms with a smiley in it.

Or something like this?

Your crush is a Female

Interpretation:

She is unsure of her feelings. She is interested in you but she still needs more coaxing from you before she is able to make up her mind. Send her more gifts and make her feel important. Do not rush her to accept you immediately. Be patient and your chance will come.

Your crush is a Male

            Interpretation:

Your crush is just feeling bored, so he decides to add a few more full stops in the sms for decoration purposes. If he is interested in you, he would have called you.

 Perhaps something like this?

Your crush is a Female

Interpretation:

She is happy with your gift and she senses that you are interested in her. She gives you a comma in the sms to tell you that she is keeping her options open. If you try harder, you might just be able to make her like you. 

Your crush is a Male

            Interpretation:

Your crush accidentally selected the comma instead of the full stop while typing this sms. He is just too lazy to delete and retype. Please stop dreaming. If he is interested in you, he would have called you.

What about this?

Your crush is a Female

Interpretation:

Thanks for the gift and also to inform you that the percentage of you getting together with me is = 0%. With that you can start banging your head on the wall. Do I sense a tinge of regret for not keeping the gift for yourself. (Even though the gift is a very expensive make-up set that is off no particular use to you.) 

Your crush is a Male

            Interpretation:

Thanks for the gift. How many times must I tell you to stop dreaming? If he is interested in you, he would have called you.

 You really sure you got this?

Your crush is a Female

Interpretation:

She hates you and you don’t even realize it until you read this sms. She thanks you for the gift and wishes you dead after that.

Your crush is a Male

            Interpretation:

He treats you as though you are one of his guy buddies. Sending vulgar sms among guy friends is a norm. Guys think this is funny.

Note: The author hold no responsibility for any heart breaks that resulted  from using this article as a guide.