Secrets of the Pillow
Find out what kind of person are you from the way you utilize your pillow while sleeping. When you sleep, you tend to:
- Hug a pillow
What the experts say:
- You are an artistic type of person. You appreciate art, music and literature.
- When you are with your loved one, you are the most gentle and romantic person in this world.
- You are conscious about your attitude and the way you carry yourself.
- Sometimes you can predict the future from your dreams.
What NBTD82 says:
a. You really should get a long bolster to substitute your pillow.
b. You like doing so because you get excited just from hugging and feeling the pillow right in between your legs.
- Use many pillows
What the experts say:
- You are normally low on self confidence.
- You tend to surround yourself with friends because you need them to support you.
- You don’t like to make decisions.
- You need people to assist you in making decisions
What NBTD82 says:
a. You are the type of person who loves to have affair with multiple partners.
b. If possible you would like to have affairs with all your partners at the same time.
c. You are worst then the person who hugs a pillow to sleep because you get excited by surrounding yourself with so many pillows.
d. You need help seriously.
- Sleep with one pillow only
What the experts say:
- You are the serious no nonsense type of person.
- You are able to handle any situation calmly.
- You make rational decisions. Decisions are not based on feelings and emotions.
What NBTD82 says:
a. You tend to stick with one partner for the rest of your life
b. You got no life and your sex life is as mundane as brushing teeth. (That is of course if you do have a sex life)
c. You don’t even touch yourself to make yourself happy.
- Put the pillow under your legs
What the experts say:
- You have bad attitude.
- You don’t like to make friends and you find it hard to talk to someone because you don’t know what to say.
- Therefore you tend to be egoistic.
- You like to take the shortest path to success if there is one.
- You don’t like to work hard.
What NBTD82 says:
a. Since your legs get to sleep on the pillow instead of your head, I guess you must think with your legs as well.
b. You find that thinking with your brain is the hardest challenge in life.
c. If you had the chance, you rather be a zombie then a human being.
d. Your legs are the most sensitive part of your body. The sensation of a pillow rubbing your legs is simply heaven.
- To sleep without a pillow
What the experts say:
- You think too highly of yourself.
- Since you think so highly of yourself, you tend to be extremely egoistic.
What NBTD82 says:
a. You don’t need a partner in life or any sort of partner. You are satisfied with yourself and you wish that you can marry your own self in order for both you and yourself to make love and produce many mini version of yourself.
b. If NBTD82 continues to make any more comment regarding you, you would track him down, find out where he lives, burn his house down and chop him into pieces.
c. Errr………..
- You don’t have a pillow
What the experts say:
- Poor you, go get a pillow for goodness sake.
What NBTD82 says:
a. Poor you, I’ll sponsor you a pillow. Give me your address and I’ll mail you an old one.
Posted On : 15/6/2005
How to Get Through Your College/ University Life without Working Hard?
- Many of us in college/ university tend to stray and hang out till the wee hours of the morning due to important commitments such as :
- Discussing important matters such as world peace or how to cure AIDS with a few friends in some Mamak stall in Bangsar.
- Socializing with the higher class society in some disco joint.
- Engaging in a mindless DOTA Battles or trying to kill your enemy with an AK47 in a 5 star cyber café situated somewhere in Sunway.
- Having a pyjama party with fellow sister and gossiping about some good looking guy from College/ University. (This is STRICTLY for girls only. If by any chance that some of you guys are doing this, I suggest you start searching for “I am sick and I need help topics” from Google instead of reading this article.)
- Giving advice to some love sick guys or girls who post their problems in Cupid Corner at Lowyat forum.
- Reading this article from this website at 5 am in the morning when you know your class is about to start in 3 hours time.
When faced with such important matters such as those listed above, it is very important that you get enough of rest to be able to continuously commit yourself to the matters above in the future. Therefore we have to sacrifice some of our class hours and at the same not get into any trouble. Just send a sms to a fellow classmate (the most hardworking one which never skips class even if he or she is suffering from pneumonia) asking him or her to sign your attendance for you. They’ll gladly do it for you since without your presence in class to distract the lecturer, he or she would be able to get the undivided attention of the lecturer.
- Make friends with the most hardworking person in the class. Usually girls are the most hardworking type when it comes to taking down notes. Almost every single word that comes out from the lecturer is written down. I could swear that some girls even take down the sound of the lecturer coughing or farting while giving our lecture. They seem to be scribbling in their notepads from the moment the lecture walks in till he/she walks back out. No offence to the girls, but there would be at least one girl in every class who does this. Back to the topic, do try to make friends with people who falls into this category. I am sure when the time comes for you to borrow the notes, they would very much understand that by borrowing you their notes, they are contributing towards World Peace or Help Cure AIDS as well as making you a happy and satisfied person.
- Be your lecturer’s best friend. Ask him/her out for breakfast, send him/her a card for birthday or when he/she has got a new baby. The bottom line is to get on to the good side of your lecturer. It can prove to be a very dangerous method especially is the lecturer is still single and available. Your intentions might be misinterpreted by the lecturer. Yet if you successfully accomplish this method, you can be guaranteed of at least a grade B for that subject.
- When it comes to grouping up for projects or assignment, most often we would see the hardworking student in the class be the centre of attraction. I would say he or she would be the celebrity of the day by other classmates. They would be treated very well prior to before he/she selects the group members. Once he or she has selected the group members, the celebrity status disappears immediately. Those lucky ones who get selected to be in the group of the hardworking classmate can now relax and wait for the end result of the project or assignment. All they need to do is to show a little concern every now and then and ask about the progress of the assignment or project. Most of the time the hardworking classmate would be the one doing all the work while the rest become passive sleeping member (PSM) of the group. Your aim is of course to get into the PSM category. This requires long term planning especially in trying to get close to the particular hardworking student. Be a sincere friend to the hardworking student and you would automatically be selected into the group for every single project and assignment. It is a common knowledge to a hardworking student that if you are in the PSM category, no matter what work contribution from you, it would still SUCK by their high standards. So be a smart person and join the PSM group where you’ll get the best of both worlds. This means you get an A for the group assignment or project and you don’t need to do a single thing except for giving your name and student I.D for group submission
- Lastly, skip all the class you want. Remember most importantly to attend the last class of semester. That is where you get all the tips you need to face the finals examination
P.S : Good Luck in carrying out the above mentioned methods. Never the less, results may vary from one college or university to another. The author takes no responsibility if you do get into trouble while practicing the above methods. Happy Studying to those who are still studying and to those working, come join the gang. ;)
Did Men Utd Kick Themselves In The Butt?
On the 22 January 2002, Men Utd successfully snatch Diego Forlon from the clutches of Middlesborrow. Before his move to Old Trappord, Diego Forlon enjoyed a wonderful season with Argentine side Independante, for whom he put 20 goals into the net in the 2000/01 season itself. His quickness and his ability to score spectacular goals in the Argentine league lead many critics to compare him with the likes of Jurgen Cleansmen.
Old Scotsman Coach had the vision that he would be the perfect person to replace Andy Cold who joined Blackburnt Rivers in 2001. What seems to be like a dream replacement for the Scotsman turn out to be a nightmare to him when Forlon had a hard time settling down to the pace of English Football. Forlon first season in Old Trappord was a total disastor as he failed to score even a single goal. Forlon spend countless nights crying his heart out to Carlos Queiroz who was Assistant Coach at that time (He could speak spanish, Mr Scotsman doesn’t). His second season was no better then the first season. Fans were getting unpatient with his inconsistency and his impotency to score. On 1st December 2002, he scored a brace against Liverpood at AntField. Those two goals made him legend overnight as well as buying himself a lifeline from facing the axe wielding Scotsman. Yet, the axe is already sharpen and ready. It was just a matter of time before the Scotsman starts goin berserk again, beheading those who go against his authority (e.g. Becky and Jap Stams) and those who play as though they have cramps in their arse (Vieron) for the entire season.
Season 2002/03 was no better for Forlon. Being on the substitute bench really gave him more cramps in the arse then he could ever imagine. With hands itching and patients growing thin, the Scotsman was on the verge on claiming his next victim. Forlon beg to be given another chance, pleading the cruel Scotsman to give him another chance. He promised he would get over the arse cramping problem and that he would work harder to force himself into the first 11. Yet season 2003/04 ended in a dismay for Forlon. Unable again to prove his true worth, Forlon was just living on borrowed time in Old Trappord. Old Scotsman so frustrated over the season that he literally chocked Forlon to death before throwing him out of Old Trappord. Villareal from La La Liga found poor Forlon lying outside of the grounds of Old Trappord, almost choking to death with cramps still raging up his arse. His career already in tatters due to his inconsistency in Old Trappord.
After spending two and a half years in Old Trappord and waiting for eight months and 27 games for his first goal there, Villareal proved to be the saving grace for Forlon. He was given regular starts in the team, hence curing his arse cramps. He had Spanish speaking team mates in the likes of Juan Ramon RiKillme whom he could speak comfortably and quickly they forge a wonderful partnership between them. Some would say, how come Forlon could not fit into Old Trappord where he also had Spanish speaking team mates such as Vieron? The answer we did not need to wait longer as Vieron too meet the same fate as Forlon, being sold to Stemfort Bridge for a fee which was considered overpriced considering Vieron’s current form at that time. So it all boils down to the topic of the story, did Men Utd kick themselves in the Ass for selling Forlon to Villareal? The answer is taken from SokkerNet.com :
“Former Men United misfit Diego Forlon last night scored twice for Villareal to end the season as the Primera La La Liga's top goalscorer.”
“The Uruguay striker's double against LeVanteh came a week after a hat-trick against Baselona and took his tally for the campaign to a club record 25.”
Need I say more?
This article is for the purpose of humour only, so to all Men Utd, Villareal, Liverpood, Baselona, Middlesborrow and Stemfort Bridge fans, please forgive me.
Cheers and Long Live Football
Posted On : 9/6/2005
How is Tuan Kepada Cincin Related to DOTA?
- Being an elf, Letsgolast is said to be almost weightless. He@Gayguy is able to walk on snow itself without being sinking. This is largely due to the boots He@Gayguy uses. Being an elf, Letsgolast has a large collection of fashionable boots that ranges from ‘Boots Of Elvenskin’
to ‘Boots Of Travel’ 
. Recently Letsgolast added a Power Thread into the collection as well. - Gimly uses Manta Style
as his axe. Got piss drunk in a local pub and decided to use up all 20 charges of the Manta to make illusions of himself in order to find out which one was the most good looking one. - Being a cheapskate, Aragone loves to use second hand swords such as Broadswords
or Claymores 
that he normally picks up from the battlefield. That was before Elron decided to forged him the Sword of Kondor a.k.a. Divine Rapier 
. Secretly Aragone tried to sell the Rapier to a pawn shop but Elron found out about it and gave Aragone a good spanking. Letsgolast got some spanking too at his own request. J - The One Ring Worn By Sow-ron suffers from a serious case of multiple personalities. Sometimes it loves to be called Ring Of Health
. Sometimes it is also known as Ring Of Protection 
and occasionally Ring Of Regeneration 
. - GunDalf’s Staff of Wizardry
also acts as a very powerful spot-light. He was seen using when he tried using it to get a better view of the flying Nize-Guls.
Posted On : 6/6/2005
How To Get Yourself Fired?
1. Scratch the car belonging to your boss with a screwdriver (make a smiley on the car door) then stand beside your work piece and ask your friend to take a picture of it with you standing beside the car. Download the picture from the camera and use it as your wallpaper. I am sure your boss would notice your wallpaper sooner or later.
2. Greet your boss good morning with a pat on the shoulder everyday for about a week. On the eight day, while going through your daily pat on the shoulder routine, place a sticky note with the word ‘KICK ME’ or ‘I AM HORNY’ on your palm and pat him gently on the back. If your boss shows no reaction the next day, repeat the steps above again.
3. Place a photo frame with the picture of your boss’s wife/ husband on your table. Stare at it for hours everyday and start mumbling the words ‘I LOVE YOU’ while staring.
4. Start raring hamsters in your cubicle and give each one a name. Let these little critters run around the office and start calling out their names every hour or so. The more hamsters you rare the better.
5. Wear your pyjamas to work everyday. If possible bring along your bolster and blanket.
6. Report your boss to the Anti Corruption Agency every month.
7. When submitting a report, submit the report with all the words translated to Chinese/ Spanish/ Tamil/ Arabic/ Braille.
8. Go to work immediately after finishing an entire bottle of Whisky or 10 Cups of Cappuccino. What happens next is entirely up to your imagination.
9. Everyday grab hold of one hamster and perform a sacrificial ritual right in front of your bosses room. Cut off the hamster’s head and leave the head right in front of the door. Tell your boss that the hamster you just killed had committed murder and rape on another innocent hamster.
10. Sing “She Bangs” to your Boss with your own personal impersonation of William Hung. Shake your ass and try to get your boss to join as well.
11. Use Yoda’s method of speaking when talking to your Boss and address him as Lord Vader. Keep telling your colleagues that your Boss embraces the Dark Force and that your Boss is not your Father.
Sorry for the late update. It was meant to be released on the 2/6/2005. Been real busy these few days, trying to get myself fired for posting this.
Posted On : 3/6/2005
MOVIES ARE FOR EVERYONE – WAYANG ADALAH HAK SEMUA
Recently there is a large demand that English Movie Titles should be translated to Bahasa Melayu in order for those who do not understand English to be able to understand what the title means before making any decisions to watch the movie. Below are the unofficial translated version of the some of movies :
| No. | Movie Title | Tajuk Wayang |
| 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 | Fanstastic Four War of the Worlds Deep Blue Batman Begins Mr. and Mrs. Smith The Ring RingU Kingdom of Heaven Monster In-Law Hitch Shark’s Tale One Missed Call Tomb Raider Spiderman Con Air | Empat Yang Mengkagumkan Perang Antara Dunia Biru Yang Dalam Orang Kelawar Bermula En. Dan Pn. Smith Cincin Itu Cincin Anda Kerajaan Syurga Raksasa Mertua Tumpang Kisah Ikan Jerung Satu Panggilan Yang Tak Terkena Penyamun Kubur Orang Labah-labah Penipuan Udara |
Posted On : 1/6/2005
HOW IS PERANG ANGKASA related TO DOTA?
- AnakIn goes around Leveling Himself Up by killing Jeadi Scums, he steals Darth Hidious kill by pawning Jeadi Sifu Rindu while both of them were fighting.
- AnakIn and Wan KeNoobi uses Crystalys a.k.a. Lightsaber,
- Lord GriefUs uses that long stick with the very cool electricity running on the top it. That stick is actually a Divinity Scepter which belongs to Mr. Eul
. Without the Scepter, Lord GriefUs is –10 more stupid, does not have 100% mana regeneration and also loses the ability to create Cyclones. - Yoga tries to pawn Darth Hidious using his/her/it Butterfly a.k.a. Green Lightsaber.
(Is Yoga Male or Female? Wonder I am….) A fierce battle was fought between them as Darth Hidious uses his Stygian Desolater a.k.a Red Lightsaber 
to fend of Yoga’s Butte
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